"Impalement"

The Princess Bride (Special Edition) directed by Rob Reiner Plot Outline - A classic fairy tale, with swordplay, giants, an evil prince, a beautiful princess, and yes, some kissing (as read by a kindly grandfather). Cast: Cary Elwes, Mandy Patinkin, Chris Sarandon, Christopher Guest, Wallace Shawn, Andre the Giant, Fred Savage, Robin Wright Penn, Peter Falk, Peter Cook, Mel Smith, Carol Kane, Billy Crystal, Anne Dyson, Margery Mason Cast: (see less) Plot Keywords: Old Lady, Story In Story, Cliff, Impalement, Famous Line, Video Game, Sword And Sorcery, Jealousy, Arranged Marriage, Hope, Quicksand, Good Versus Evil, Insult, Hopelessness, Funny Accent (see more) Plot Keywords: Old Lady, Story In Story, Cliff, Impalement, Famous Line, Video Game, Sword And Sorcery, Jealousy, Arranged Marriage, Hope, Quicksand, Good Versus Evil, Insult, Hopelessness, Funny Accent, Storyteller, Sword, Book, Old Man, Friend, Shark Infested Waters, Poison, Evil Prince, Stabbed In The Chest, Chocolate, Murder, Pharmacist, Loss Of Loved One, Deformity, Self Worth, Magic, Drunkenness, Forest, Suicide Attempt, Fairy Tale, Wrestling, Masked Man, Albino, Pirate, Giant, Princess, Revenge, Secret Identity, Swashbuckler, Torture, Sword Fight, True Love, Wizard, Kidnapping, Wheelbarrow, Kissing, Video Game Baseball, Reverse Footage, Grandfather Grandson Relationship, Man In Black, Crossbow, Cult Favorite, Giant Animal, Giant Rat, Screwball, Battle Of Wits, Love, Marriage, Prince, Wedding, Cult Comedy, Fantasy, Wedding Ceremony, Gentle Giant, Fictional Country, Friendship, Honor, Redemption, Respect, Warrior, Fencing, Parody, Based On Novel, Kids And Family, Based On Book (see less)

Turistas (Unrated Edition) directed by John Stockwell Plot Outline - A group of young backpackers' vacation turns sour when a bus accident leaves them marooned in a remote Brazilian jungle that holds an ominous secret. Cast: Josh Duhamel, Melissa George, Olivia Wilde, Desmond Askew, Beau Garrett, Max Brown, Agles Steib, Miguel Lunardi, Jorge So, Cristiani Aparecida, Lucy Ramos, Andrea Leal, Diego Santiago, Marcao, Miguelito Acosta Cast: (see less) Plot Keywords: Cave, Drugs, Splatter, Disembowelment, Underwater, Chase, Bus Accident, Vulgarity, Brazil, Vacation, Jungle, Black Market, Nudity, Tension, Impalement (see more) Plot Keywords: Cave, Drugs, Splatter, Disembowelment, Underwater, Chase, Bus Accident, Vulgarity, Brazil, Vacation, Jungle, Black Market, Nudity, Tension, Impalement, Sickle, Tourist, Backpacker, Disturbing, Gore (see less)

Underworld: Evolution (Widescreen Edition) directed by Len Wiseman Cast: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Tony Curran, Shane Brolly, Derek Jacobi, Bill Nighy, Steven Mackintosh, Zita Gorog, Brian Steele, Scott McElroy, John Mann, Michael Sheen, Sophia Myles, Richard Cetrone, Mike Mukatis Cast: (see less) Plot Keywords: Action Heroine, Crossbow, Knife Throwing, Threesome, Tomb, Gas Mask, Shot In The Chest, Impalement, Back From The Dead, Death, Decapitation, Autopsy, Dismemberment, Fall From Height, Flashback Sequence (see more) Plot Keywords: Action Heroine, Crossbow, Knife Throwing, Threesome, Tomb, Gas Mask, Shot In The Chest, Impalement, Back From The Dead, Death, Decapitation, Autopsy, Dismemberment, Fall From Height, Flashback Sequence, Female Nudity, Shot In The Face, Gash In The Face, Sequel, Shot In The Forehead, Shot In The Head, Helicopter, Shot To Death, Loss Of Brother, Machine Gun, Vampire Vs Vampire, Neck Breaking Scene, Severed Head, Shot Through The Mouth, Gore, Cover Up, Stabbed In The Hand, Cut Into Pieces, Shot In The Back, Nudity, Stabbed In The Arm, Helicopter Crash, Stabbed In The Chest, Sword Fight, Stabbed In The Neck, Sword, Blood Splatter, Exploding Ship, Stabbed In The Leg, Explosive, Stabbed In The Head, Male Nudity, Burnt Face, Latex, Breasts, Corpse, Blood, Premarital Sex, Regeneration, Vampire, Werewolf, Gothic, Immortality, Lycanthropy, Rivalry, Transformation, Werewolf Legend, Dark Heroine, Twist In The End (see less)

The Count of Monte Cristo directed by Kevin Reynolds Plot Outline - A young man, falsely imprisoned by his jealous "friends," escapes and uses a hidden treasure to exact his revenge Cast: James Caviezel, Guy Pearce, Richard Harris, James Frain, Dagmara Dominczyk, Michael Wincott, Luis Guzman, Christopher Adamson, JB Blanc, Guy Carleton, Alex Norton, Barry Cassin, Henry Cavill, Aliaz Moufid, Brendan Costello Cast: (see less) Plot Keywords: Whipping, Impalement, Marseilles France, Master Servant Relationship, Falsely Accused, Servant, Thief, Suicide Attempt, Treasure, Rome Italy, Teacher Student Relationship, Scourging, Husband Wife Relationship, Illegitimate Son, Father Son Relationship (see more) Plot Keywords: Whipping, Impalement, Marseilles France, Master Servant Relationship, Falsely Accused, Servant, Thief, Suicide Attempt, Treasure, Rome Italy, Teacher Student Relationship, Scourging, Husband Wife Relationship, Illegitimate Son, Father Son Relationship, Adultery, Sadistic Warden, Lying, Engagement, Atheist, Coming Of Age, Faith, Paris France, Best Friend, Birthday Party, Loss Of Father, Bankruptcy, Loss Of Faith, Crushed To Death, Conspiracy, Secret, Secret Identity, Attempted Drowning, Flashback Sequence, Betrayal, Gambling, Greed, Hot Air Balloon, Illiteracy, Infidelity, Island Prison, Prison Escape, Prison, Revenge, Smuggling, Sword Fight, Treason, Drowning, Escape, Fall From Height, Friendship, Gun In Mouth, Hanging, Knife Fight, Murder, Stabbing, Suicide, Death Of Friend, Based On Novel, Character Name In Title, Twist In The End (see less)